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kwkjelwkej - A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE HAMZ
March 3rd, 2005
05:41 pm
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dani's still asleep i snuck in here to check my mail and crap. her shower is amazing, it's like sandblastingly hard water pressure, so it's like no matter how thick my hair is, it rinses it out in 3.4 seconds. plus, i dont need an exfoliant now, i just put my face in the stream of water and its instant microdermabasion.

i'm going to eat like 3049034 handi-snacks now and take pictures of dani's house.

her dad walked by with a beer and looked at me as i was sneaking in here. he looks a lot like stephen king in the dark. THESE PEOPLE DONT USE LIGHTS. maybe i should tell him i work for the school paper and interview him.

or maybe i'll just watch tom and jerry instead. YES.

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From:captaintemerity
Date:March 4th, 2005 06:47 am (UTC)
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Oooh. I want a shower like that.

I should just show up, bathe, grab a handisnack and leave.
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