I cleaned the turds off the carpet just for you, Devinzz. - A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE HAMZ
I cleaned the turds off the carpet just for you, Devinzz.
AM I SLEEPING AT YOUR HOUSE SATURDAY NIGHT? IF SO, PLEASE LET IT NOT BE IN THE SAME BED AS DEVIN. IF NOT, THEN FUCK YOU GAS IS EXPENSIVE
Yeah you totally can. You can Devin will have to scrap to see who sleeps alone in my other bedroom or who has to sleep with me.
Yay, fatso fight :)
If you guys are going to 'scoe's tomorrow, then there is a restaurant in West Hollywood that I love that we can go to.
They don't have anything with rock salt in it, do they >:|
Even if they did, DON'T ORDER THAT YOU RETARD
STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO. I'LL EAT ROCKS IF I WANT TO.
I WILL SHOVE ROCK SALT UP YOUR ASS IF YOU DONT SHUT UP
YES AND I AM PROUD
NOW ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW I HAVE A 103 FEVER LOLZ
You can devin what the ksjfdlkajdf
I'm trying to think of a witty "munching the carpet" comment for this, but I'm at a loss.
I'm sure you will you LEZBIAN!
YOU CAN'T KEEP ME CLOSETED FOREVER. I'M PROUD OK I WEAR WHAT I WANT I LOOK GOOD.
Please don't wear these shirts this weekend. I don't want anyone thinking we're together. You might ruin my game!
MY PUSSY LOVES TO EAT. SAUSAGES. LOLOOOOOOOLOLOLOLO
Some hot beef injection?
I CANCLED MY PLANE TICKET, YOU PEOPLE ARE A DISGRACE TO THE LORD.
i was driving home from target earlier in a drug-induced haze and i saw (at least i think i saw it) this place called jimbo's chicken and waffles or something and it made me think of you guys. it was a shack. an awesome chicken and waffle shack.